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“Lizzie, I just found out you put me on the Internet. Strangers now message me about my love life. One girl, at least I hope it was a girl, even offered to have my children. You don’t have the decency to tell me this might happen!”

“But Caroline and Charlotte thought it was a good idea!”

“Well, I don’t know Charlotte very well, so I can’t kill her. And Caroline’s my sister, so she gets a pass. But I trusted you, Lizzie, and now I must harm you with my scary surgical tools.”
“Lizzie, I just found out you put me on the Internet. Strangers now message me about my love life. One girl, at least I hope it was a girl, even offered to have my children. You don’t have the decency to tell me this might happen!”

“But Caroline and Charlotte thought it was a good idea!”

“Well, I don’t know Charlotte very well, so I can’t kill her. And Caroline’s my sister, so she gets a pass. But I trusted you, Lizzie, and now I must harm you with my scary surgical tools.”

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